Cornish retirement home 3
It’s lovely and sunny
My nose is not runny
My friends have come out to play.
The dog doesn’t bite
He’s no teeth, it’s all right
And our worries have now gone away.
We haven’t a care
No need to beware
Cornwall’s a wonderful place.
We laugh every hour
Because no one is dour
And we all win each time that we race.
The clouds never come
Our work’s always done
By somebody that we don’t know.
A constant supply
Of ice-cream is why
We stay here and don’t want to go.
No end to our play.
No night - only day.
To think that we all can think never.
No use for our brains
Because everyone gains
It’s a rainless existence for ever.
The young ones have gone
To the city along
With their friends who are now without means
When they’ve made loads of dosh
They will come home to wash
And retire to their cottage of dreams.
